Jennifer Lopez On The Floor ft. Pitbull PARODY! - Key of Awesome #37!!
Pitbull wants on the floor, but first he'll have to get in the door!
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Written by Mark Douglas and Todd Womack
Directed by Tom Small
Beats by Frans Mernick
LYRICS
J-Lo my name ain't on the list, come down and tell em I'm with you.
It's a new infestation
This is Wow Wow Wubsy
Of Bridge and tunnel people
Get off the floor dummy lay on your side drunky
Let me introduce you
to the skanks and douche bags in the soul destroying line at the club
I'm confused
and I don't really know when I get of the train which exit to use
Drives me insane they all look the same which one do I choose
My GPS is a big ole mess and ruined my shoes
I tripped and fell on my ass and all the children laughed now I got a big bruise
What the hell did I do to deserve this abuse damn?
Ple ple ple please check the list again
I gotta go meet my friend Dolly
If you ain't fabulous you will be ignored
When dancing be aware of people with sores
I think we need a clean up in isle four
Point and laugh at the poor
They can't get in the door
Pits stink when the creeps put their drinks up
Leave your dignity and shame at the door
Squeeze your size 10 butt into a size four
So many tools here its like a hardware store
The roofies, the guidos, dancin' like they're spastic
The stinky cheap cologne, the sexual harassment Dali.
Piss your cash away on twenty-dollar cosmos at the club
Pick up your phone J-Lo. It's Pitbull again. Llamame.
Trust me when I say you'll never bang the shot girl at the club
Not if I don't get inside I won't... Dalai.
I've got such a big butt that when I dance it hits the floor
Bla ba bla bla I don't feel like singing lyrics anymore
Bla ba bla bla
This shit is whack son, I'm getting pissed
I'm about to give this mothertrucker my fist
I ain't askin' for permission son I insist
Ahhhh dude you're breakin' my wrist
O wow o wow ow that hurts
Why you gotta go and get blood on my shirt
I ain't never been a fighter, but I am a lover
Fine you win I'll pay the cover
I finally got inside now its time to the booty slap
This is the last call for alcohol, yall
The night is over. It's time for me to go and take a nap
¿J-Lo Que paso? I'm outside para tres horas en la linea. Esta muy frio alla. ¿Por que me tratas asi J-Lo?
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